mechanizedheart:

Kido is strong… It would be a compliment. I’ll protect you if Kano tries to hit you…! Then it won’t hurt either of us. And then I’ll ask him to buy us food as payment for “hurting” me and trying to hit you… Mmn, you could carry around a pillow so you have a shield on you at all times in case someone tries to injure you…! Pillow armor. So when you’re tired, you can sleep but still be protected from dangerous things.

thanks for the idea but no. im not going around with a pillow with me thatll ruin my image even more. its not a very good one. just stand in front of me and tell kano to fuck off for me. is that a good idea. it is. go do it konoha do it for the vine

mechanizedheart:

Humans can be scary… But I’ll protect you from the bad people from now on, Shintaro. We’re friends. I don’t want you to be hurt.  Kano can learn to stop being bad, since he’s friends with good people. Hurting other people is painful… Ah, but Kano isn’t very strong, I don’t think it would hurt if he punched me. You shouldn’t worry about him injuring you…? 

kano isnt totally a bad kid and all but he just needs to learn when to shut up seriously i dont think hell fight back if i hit him. hell probably just stare at me and laugh and tell me that i hit like a girl. urgh. and dude just because something doesnt hurt you doesnt mean that it wont hurt me too youre an android robot thing youre made of tougher stuff than just flesh and bone okay if kano hits me ill be ohko’d im fragile

mechanizedheart:

Thank you for telling me; I don’t think I would have noticed otherwise. However, violence isn’t good. Pain is scary. Please reconsider hitting him for a more pacifist approach. I can offer some negima to him, if that helps.

haha i wish i could consider that. pacifist approaches rarely ever work people are terrible and they never listen and with kanos type pacifism wont work at all those types are only in it for a good laugh if you try a heart-filled plea theyll just laugh in your face and shove a fist in your gut i know ive been there i once told a guy to stop picking on me and he spit in my face and put an elbow into my stomach. but fine whatever ill just tell kido to make him fuck off later

mechanizedheart:

He asks me questions like “What do you two do together when you’re alone?” or “Have you two been especially friendly lately?” and I answer. Kano says he’s not making fun of me, but if you say he is, I must be more cautious around him.

hes making fun of you he is totally fucking making fun of you do not answer any of those questions better yet dont ever talk to him again i swear to god im going to punch him that stupid guy its none of his fucking business at all

mechanizedheart:

Kano likes listening to me talk about you though. He laughs a lot when I do. Nothing I say is especially funny but laughter is good, so I must be doing something right.

what kind of stuff do you even tell him about jesus christ hes probably just making fun of you or something kano is an evil blond you cannot trust him do not spill your heart out to him

mechanizedheart:

shitnarokisaragays:

im really tempted to say no i really am but if i do youll take it seriously and youll probably cry. yes konoha we are good friends. youre my best friend even. does that make you happy

Yes. Thank you, Shintaro.

youre welcome i guess. just dont tell anyone else about this shit kanos going to make fun of me so much for it

mechanizedheart:

shitnarokisaragays:

its like not i have a picture of you on my shitty blog or let you have my favorite hugging pillow or anything nope. totally not good friends rolls eyes loudly

…? Is that a no? Interpreting tone on the Internet is difficult…

im really tempted to say no i really am but if i do youll take it seriously and youll probably cry. yes konoha we are good friends. youre my best friend even. does that make you happy

mechanizedheart:

shitnarokisaragays:

urgh fine six then. only six though. dont even try to argue with me or give me puppy dog eyes at the store because if you do im not buying you any at all. good luck with finding a place to use that button though kid. seriously. good fucking luck.

Thank you, Shintaro. I’ll try and hold back my “puppy dog eyes,” although I don’t understand the term well. And thank you again for your words of encouragement. This button will be used and I will reap its profits with you.

…sometimes i wonder about you. sometimes i really do.

mechanizedheart:

Five…? Mmn… S-six sticks of negima? Six is a good number. Six is the smallest perfect number and the atomic number for carbon. Also, the button was inside my pocket. I am not sure how it got there, but it was there when I looked through my pocket for money. However, since it has no monetary value in Japan, I will keep it and look for another country where I may use it to buy food.

urgh fine six then. only six though. dont even try to argue with me or give me puppy dog eyes at the store because if you do im not buying you any at all. good luck with finding a place to use that button though kid. seriously. good fucking luck.

mechanizedheart:

shitnarokisaragays:

dude chill its fine jesus i have more pillows than i actually need the one you took is the one that i usually hug but i can just use another one if your pillows too hard. dont worry about money though man the kisaragis are pretty much set for life do you know how much money momo has in the bank? a lot. we can get you as many pillows as you want. ill even get you some negima and something to eat afterwards dude

Negima…! N-negima…! Negima- Ah, i-is that okay, Shintaro? Even though I took your pillow without telling you… Even though you’ll use your money to buy pillows for me…

yeah sure dude i told you i dont really mind just remember to ask next time. if you want some negima then we can go get some no big deal pillows arent extremely expensive anyway so itll be good dont get too much negima though i dont have a lot of cash on me