haha well i know where the next family vacation is then road trip anyone?

13. A kitten

The small kitten in his arms squirms in his grasp, and Shintaro flinches, afraid that it might jump to the ground or that he might accidentally drop it. “H-hey, Kido,” he says, clearing his throat and giving the girl a pleading look, “can you… can you hold this for me? I’m not so good with animals…”

1. Kiss

When Shintaro kisses him, it’s with the thought of fairytales that Momo used to love in his head, where true love’s kiss breaks the spell and saves the day. He kisses him and hopes and prays to every single existing deity that it’ll work, that for once, something will turn up the way that he wants it to. It never does, because when he pulls away, slowly opening his eyes, the thing using Konoha’s body only gives him an amused smile.

7. A harsh insult

“You’re disgusting, you know that? You’re a piece of disgusting trashy scum. I might be scum too, but you’re worse than me. You’re the type of scum that gets scrapped off the bottom of the barrel. You’re a terrible piece of shit and I hope you die in the most painful way possible.”

9. Drunk voice mail

“Hey, I know it’s late and all, like it’s almost, woah, it’s already three, huh… Oh, yeah, what was I saying…? Ah, I forgot… Give me a moment; it’ll come back to me…Uh, oh yeah, so I… wanted to tell you something. Thinking about it now, it’s kind of stupid but fuck it- heh, butt fuck it- I’ll still tell you anyway. I, uh, I really appreciate you, you know? I might not act like it and all, but I actually, uh, really like you. Seriously, I do…. You mean a lot to me and you’re more of a sister to me than dumb Momo is, and I love you a lot. Urgh, I’m, I’m going to hang up now. I’m starting to get all sappy. Don’t call me back in the morning. Just delete this message…”