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Posted on 14th Mar at 7:48 PM, with 14 notes

mechanizedheart:

shitnarokisaragays:

yeah sure dude i told you i dont really mind just remember to ask next time. if you want some negima then we can go get some no big deal pillows arent extremely expensive anyway so itll be good dont get too much negima though i dont have a lot of cash on me

How many sticks should we get? Five? Ten? Twenty-five? How much money do you have, Shintaro? We can buy all the negima we can afford. I have… Ah, Kido hasn’t given me my allowance yet, so I only have a button. Can a button buy me a stick of negima, Shintaro? Negima is good…

ill get you five sticks of negima. no more than that though. thats all the money that im willing to spend on you today. your button can get you a total of zero sticks of negima. its not actual currency. where did you get that button anyway?

Posted on 14th Mar at 7:45 PM
red-scarf-ayano-blog-blog asked: hi shintaro!! i found out about your blog so decided to make one too!

shit did kokonose tell you about it that sellout did he tell everyone about it… urgh whatever. welcome to tumblr i guess enjoy your stay

Posted on 14th Mar at 7:35 PM, with 14 notes

mechanizedheart:

shitnarokisaragays:

dude chill its fine jesus i have more pillows than i actually need the one you took is the one that i usually hug but i can just use another one if your pillows too hard. dont worry about money though man the kisaragis are pretty much set for life do you know how much money momo has in the bank? a lot. we can get you as many pillows as you want. ill even get you some negima and something to eat afterwards dude

Negima…! N-negima…! Negima- Ah, i-is that okay, Shintaro? Even though I took your pillow without telling you… Even though you’ll use your money to buy pillows for me…

yeah sure dude i told you i dont really mind just remember to ask next time. if you want some negima then we can go get some no big deal pillows arent extremely expensive anyway so itll be good dont get too much negima though i dont have a lot of cash on me

Posted on 14th Mar at 7:12 PM, with 14 notes

mechanizedheart:

shitnarokisaragays:

its fine i guess i dont really mind i was just wondering where it was. next time you need something from me ask first okay we can go and buy you some more pillows later if you need them

I’m sorry. I wasn’t thinking about your well-being. I can go back to the hideout and get the pillow… I don’t want you to lose sleep because I borrowed the pillow without permission. 

Buy pillows…? Pillows is bought with money, like food or clothes. Money is important. Please don’t use your money to buy pillows for me, Shintaro. You’ll run out and then it would be my fault, and I don’t want that…

dude chill its fine jesus i have more pillows than i actually need the one you took is the one that i usually hug but i can just use another one if your pillows too hard. dont worry about money though man the kisaragis are pretty much set for life do you know how much money momo has in the bank? a lot. we can get you as many pillows as you want. ill even get you some negima and something to eat afterwards dude

Posted on 14th Mar at 6:57 PM, with 14 notes

mechanizedheart:

shitnarokisaragays:

konoha im missing one of my pillows im like seventy percent sure that i had it before you came over yesterday did you take it or something

The pillows at the hideout are uncomfortable. Your pillows are soft, so I borrowed one without permission, thinking you wouldn’t notice. I’m sorry…

its fine i guess i dont really mind i was just wondering where it was. next time you need something from me ask first okay we can go and buy you some more pillows later if you need them

Posted on 14th Mar at 6:43 PM, with 2 notes
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

mechanizedheart:

What is this question asking…? Do I have to choose? Teacher always told me I was an android, which should make me feel obligated to choose robots, but dinosaurs are amazing creatures… They lived so long ago and were big and strong… To think that the world had animals like that millions of years ago is so amazing…! Triceratops were supposedly seven to nine meters tall, around twenty-six to twenty-nine feet tall, making them twenty to twenty-three feet taller than me. Everyone else in the group is shorter than me- Shintaro’s shorter than me by ten centimeters and Hibiya is shorter than me by forty-two… 

However, I suppose dinosaurs would want to eat us due to natural selection, so I’ll choose robots if that’s what you want me to do. Even though my body is sturdy, I don’t think I could protect everyone from dinosaurs… 

I’m sorry, dinosaurs…

jesus christ konoha the bot was just asking you which one you like better it was just an innocent question how did you mess it up this badly

Posted on 14th Mar at 6:10 PM, with 14 notes

konoha im missing one of my pillows im like seventy percent sure that i had it before you came over yesterday did you take it or something

Posted on 14th Mar at 5:57 PM, with 1 note
super-pretty-dennougirl-blog asked: Master~ What's with you telling people you have a girlfriend?

oh shit youre here goddamn it i do have a girlfriend you dumb virus are you trying to say that im lying im not a liar okay i do have a girlfriend

Posted on 14th Mar at 5:51 PM, with 1 note
kokonoseharook-blog asked: Um... Just wondering, but how long have you been with Mary now?? I was just curious since you never really said much about it...

haha ive been with mary sue so long that ive forgotten how long ive been with her. it has been a very long time kokonose thats all you need to know

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